Before we begin here is a brief, but sassy, preemptive FAQ:
Q: “What makes a game eligible?”
A: Any game developed by Nintendo OR published by Nintendo and will never be available on any other platform (Banjo Kazooie no, Hyrule Warriors yes. Hotel Dusk? idk but it’s on here anyway). There will be no “well it’s on everything but I associate it with Nintendo” nonsense here. Also, no multi-game compilations, that’s cheating.
Q: “Where is <game>??”
A: Either I haven’t played enough of it or it just didn’t make my personal top-100. More on this here, if you want specifics.
Q: “What’s the formula for determining where a game is ranked?”
A: There isn’t one. It’s literally just how I feel about the game.
Q: “Super Mario World came out in 1991, why does it say 1990 on your list??”
A: I ended up going with the year of whichever territory the game released in first.
Q: “OK so if you’re using the Japanese release date why is the picture of the North American box??”
A: It’s really not that big of a deal.
Q: “I stopped reading after <game> was above/below <game>.”
A: Cool, that’s not a question.
Q: “You just put <game> at <number> to get clicks.”
A: Again, not a question. But this site is not monetized in any way; I actually pay to keep it running so these hypothetical “clicks” mean nothing to me (also, I put the entire list in one post to avoid clicks; sorry if it loads like shit).
Q: “Will this list change?”
A: Inevitably. It changed significantly at least a dozen times in the week I took to write it. I plan to revisit it sometime next year, but we’ll see.
OK, with all that out of the way
The list begins with a game of aquatic intensity
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